You Know You're a Stay-at-Home Mom When ...

Do you hold telemarketers captive on the phone for 15 minutes because you're desperate for adult conversation? Do you shave your legs because you consider an hour at the store a night out on the town? Do your two-minute showers usually have Peeping Toms wanting to know what you're doing in there?

We adore our children but there are times when a healthy sense of humor is all that gets any stay-at-home mom through the day. Share in the laughs with other moms who can relate:

You know you're a stay-at-home mom when ...

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